Friday, July 21, 2006

LV Virgin

Alfoo sashays into the LV store near Milan's Duomo, the first time he's ever gone through the doors of the famous bag boutique.

He spots a cute Italian salesgirl, and attempts to strike up a conversation...

Al: Do you have any items on sale?
LV gal: *Gives an arrogant look*
LV gal (puts on a strong Italian accent): In LV, we NEVER have sales.
If you want sales, pls go over to Gucci or Prada next door...
Al: *speechless*

Thankfully, my friend intervenes, and buys a bag for his mum after getting her 'order' via sms.