Singlish 101
Ah Ter (as in "Arthur") was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.Not only did he do it 1 to 10, but he also did it again from 10 back to 1.
This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.
But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.
I ran until I fell 6 and threw up.
So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him.
10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.
Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.
He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down.
I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
posted by Al @ 2:09 am
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