Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Foi'atelolo

Calling a woman "fat" and "full of oil" is likely to earn a guy two tight slaps and plenty of disdain.

Unless of cause, you are in Tonga.

That's the place where any aspiring Cassanova can sweep a Tonga woman off her feet by saying to her: 'Foi'atelolo, ta ō mu'a mata māhina hopo!'
That means "O fat liver full of oil, let us go and watch the moonrise!"

Taken from the National Geographic, apparently the liver of a baked pig is the choice morsel reserved for chiefs, and so fond are the Tongans of fat and oily food that any right-minded Tongan girl is enormously pleased at such flattery.

It amazes me what one can learn from a sleepy Sunday afternoon chillout at a cafe in Vivocity...